Homosexuality is actually a demon spirit. It is such a putrid-smelling demon that other demons don’t even like to hang around it.

Anti-gay Christian minister Bert Farias

this just in, gays are smelly friendless demons

(via bromeranian)


medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later


I get hair on mom’s pillows <3 

AU where an old lady has a pet skitty, loves it to death, but it sheds a lot…